me during sex
- guy: are you gonna be a good girl for daddy?
- me: im gonna be the best
- me: ...
- me: ...the very best
- me: that no one ever was
"how thirsty are you?"
I can’t tell you guys how many times I quote this.
When a friend changes the story even though you were there lol.
Im not ignoring everyone at work. I have my headphones in and am blasting Deadmau5